My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.
I swear to god.
my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years
That was a bizarre dream that showed me I clearly have some things I need to move past
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY CHICKEN POST
“And the point of great writers like [Oscar] Wilde is that they make that invitation to you; they welcome you”. - Stephen Fry
BECAUSE NEIL FLYNN THAT’S WHY.
Mr Takei, I would marry you in a heart beat
oh my god I love this man
I elect George Takei as Emperor of America.
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
I really like wearing skirts but sometimes the way people react to it makes me want to punch them in the face.